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literally assassinate the scotus ❤

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the only reason im against the revocation of roe v wade is because im antinatalist

i dont give a fuck about breeders

imagine posting a comment on hackernews...

a bunch of seething nerds racing to "but actually..." your whole existence

mmm call me a threat actor again im about to cum

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squirting for me is where you push past my second sphincter into my lower colon and let loose all my hypermotile digestive aqua regia all over your slippery stinkmeat

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youtu.be/dYGKxxTXqSs

if i could buy forever at a price
i would buy it twice
but if the earth ends in fire
and the seas are frozen in time
therell be just one survivor
the memory that i was yours and you were mine

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cant handle the heat stay out of the kitchen hunnies

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Screenshot of some of the vile harassment toots I’ve received within my initial 24 hours on Mastodon. 

Come to Mastodon they said.
It’ll be fun they said … Well it certainly got a little spicy (racism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia as well as encouragement to take my own life) during my first 24 hours on here.

👏 KUDOS to @trumpet for dealing with this in an efficient and swift manor.

So, how was your day?

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whoa, TIL about a concept called "monetized anti-librarianism"?!

twitter.com/Seglegs/status/133

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